euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

dewitts:

sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

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trucy:

croisantblog:

I plan to eventually use each face as a reaction image


benedict bumberbatch???????????????

trucy:

croisantblog:

I plan to eventually use each face as a reaction image

benedict bumberbatch???????????????

peetasbakedbuns:

lindsaylohoean:

when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

iguanamouth:

g3twrecked:

I don’t even understand humor on this place any more

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