nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:


gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

shanqela:

Pink wig thick ass give them whiplash

shanqela:

Pink wig thick ass give them whiplash

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

yourmediahasproblems:

littlemissrantsalot:

yourmediahasproblems:

i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

nursejoy:

nursejoy:

a girl offered me a bagel with cream cheese once in exchange for me following her on tumblr

it was a good bagel

virginsacrificer:

teacher: alright class thats all for today goodb

me:

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